Prepare a taxi. I am going to Paris now.

Home sweet home :~)

Home sweet home :~)


23 hours ago with 12 notes

Wingstop farts

Wingstop farts


1 day ago with 20 notes

I always laugh at the people who cant take the long wait at the drive thru so they just take offlike speeding off past me as i get my food lmaooooo


1 day ago with 125 notes

bareback-bieber said: I remember it was my ask that caused him to officially out himself in tumblr. That idiot Joey.

LMAO I went on his blog to look for that post and screenshot it.

Like just say you like to ride dick. Typically of him to be so dramatic about it.


1 day ago with 7 notes

bareback-bieber: I remember when your blog was all gifs that you made and you weren't so sassy and crazy and all you did was hit on Imperial Bedrooms while he was still pretending to be straight.

I was chubby and a virgin then.


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1 day ago with 23 notes

benzobuttercup: i'm so proud of myself id idn't spend any real money on the kim k game but made A list anyways

It took me like 11 hours of non stop playing to get to a list


1 day ago with 46 notes

meanboy: ugh you got me hooked on this kim kardashian game!

I havent played that game in forever (a couple of days) because I spent like $200 on buying K coins and I needed to take a breather and think about the direction my life was headed


1 day ago with 54 notes

doe-eyed-lil-nigga: i've been following you since i started my own blog and thats been like 3 years already.

This blog will turn 4 years old in December ^_^

*Thank You for Being a Friend plays in the background*


1 day ago with 10 notes

You say you love me I aint fooling with that

They ask me how I keep a man I keep a battery pack


1 day ago with 62 notes