Prepare a taxi. I am going to Paris now.

(Source: literallysame)


1 day ago with 116,507 notes, via lindsaychrist

Anonymous: Sidenote - When you said all guys have penises... that's actually incorrect. Some men are born without them. Some men are transgender. So you cant really assume the sexual parts anyone has.


1 day ago with 45 notes

damnafricawhathappened:

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3 days ago with 367 notes, via damnafricawhathappened

Anonymous: you seriously need a reality check if you think your relevant at all you rip off other peoples humor so don't for one second think your a 'bad bitch'


3 days ago with 52 notes

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

I’m… kinda aroused????

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

I’m… kinda aroused????

(Source: mrmortymortician)


3 days ago with 64,549 notes, via literallysame

lindsaychrist:

ive never seen something more accurate

lindsaychrist:

ive never seen something more accurate

(Source: lilacwinelover3000)


3 days ago with 3,216 notes, via lindsaychrist

I’ve got 15 credit cards and horrible spending habits


3 days ago with 208 notes

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2


3 days ago with 116,937 notes, via lindsaychrist

It’s crazy to think how every guy out there has a penis. Like your neighbor has a penis. Your teacher has a penis. The cashier at Target has a penis. I have a penis. The world is an amazing place.


4 days ago with 434 notes

Anonymous: you're not a bottom you're just lazy

*power bottom


4 days ago with 22 notes