Prepare a taxi. I am going to Paris now.

(Source: airbenderss)


17 hours ago with 69,274 notes, via lindsaychrist

damnafricawhathappened:

I have a job interview today and I am so damn nervous. It’s 2 hours long and four parts.

Well I think it went rather swell
I went the gym after and my trainer was ignoring me…… hmmmm


17 hours ago with 102 notes, via damnafricawhathappened

I can’t wait for this day to be over


1 day ago with 15 notes

I have a job interview today and I am so damn nervous. It’s 2 hours long and four parts.


1 day ago with 102 notes

I just ate mcdonalds


3 days ago with 81 notes

Wtf i don’t get it

Wtf i don’t get it


3 days ago with 91 notes

comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

(Source: dirtytaylorswift)


3 days ago with 30,709 notes, via -ryan

This guy wants to pay me $60 to have sex with him.
How the fuck am I supposed to buy an iphone 6+ with that shit????


3 days ago with 138 notes

(Source: moistchunkyslurp)


3 days ago with 58,547 notes, via meanplastic

The body transformation page on bodybuilding.com is so inspiring to look at

Like these people did what I’m doing right now and they look great OMG I’m excited


4 days ago with 11 notes