Prepare a taxi. I am going to Paris now.

It’s crazy to think how every guy out there has a penis. Like your neighbor has a penis. Your teacher has a penis. The cashier at Target has a penis. I have a penis. The world is an amazing place.

18 hours ago with 333 notes

Anonymous: you're not a bottom you're just lazy

*power bottom

18 hours ago with 22 notes

I think it’s time I came out as a bottom

18 hours ago with 46 notes

I ate the ice cream

1 day ago with 89 notes

I have a pint of dutch chocolate ice cream in the freezer and IDK if I should or not LOL

I mean, I’ve stuck with a healthy diet for the past 3 days and have been exercising every day this week I feel like I should rewards myself but then again I don’t want to go one step forward and two steps back


1 day ago with 17 notes

1 day ago with 482 notes

Don’t speak the language
But your booty don’t need explaining ;)

1 day ago with 41 notes

I had a 4 day weekend off work and now I have to go back UGH

4 days ago with 75 notes

West Coast is just

4 days ago with 77 notes

I need help and tips on how to deep throat.

4 days ago with 42 notes